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We Mail ALMOST anything
Let's face it, some things are illegal or just mean to mail. However we will mail almost anything for you
Let's face it, some things are illegal or just mean to mail. However we will mail almost anything for you
Are you upset with your boss? We will send them fake poop just for you. In love with the girl next door? We will send her a love note written on a stuffed animal or her favorite treat. Feeling kinky for the guy next door? We will send him dirty undies. Did your partner break up with you and you are still mad? Let's send him a message on toilet paper since he is a butt wipe. Did your girlfriend cheat? We will send her a message on some fake boobs because we know she wanted bigger ones anyway. Yes we can keep this anonymous.
WHAT WE WILL NOT SEND: anything that is illegal or sent to a minor that can be seen as harsh or bullying. This is not for bullying, this is meant to be for entertainment purposes to let you express your feelings. Kids are for loves and hugs only. Again, this is entertainment purposes only but sometimes you just need to send the right message.
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